Hi Red Sox Nation. How're you doing? Still pretty annoying, I see. I have a few favors to ask of you. I was hoping you could use your influence and tenacity to pull some of these off:1. Get Manny Ramirez to clean the poop off of his batting helmet.
2. Don't hold up signs that say, "Manny Ramirez is the next American Idol". That doesn't make any sense. It's not clever. It's not funny. Try harder, please.
3. Tell Josh Beckett to shave his dick duster and his landing strip.
4. Tell Kevin Youkilis to not look so much like the dwarf from Lord of the Rings (I think his name is Gimli).
5. If you know someone in Red Sox Nation that has no direct connection with the city of Boston (i.e. wasn't born there, hasn't ever lived there, doesn't have family from there, etc.) please kick him/her out of Red Sox Nation and tell him/her to cheer for his/her respective hometown team.
Thanks.
1 comment:
Best get used to it. It's only going to get worse now that they're about to win another World Series.
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